To Mr. Drake : Hotline Bling

Okay, so I'm probably the last person on Earth still obsessed with "Hotline Bling." But hear me out. It's catchy AF, the lyrics are ridiculously annoying, and let's be real, Drake's dance moves? Iconic. Every time that song comes on the radio, I find myself inexplicably compelled to answer back.

You know that part where he sings, "You used to call me on my cell phone..."? Yeah, I added my own little twist:

"You used to call me on my

You used to, you used to

Yeah

[Oh yeah, I did B.E.F.O.R.E]"

Because let's be honest, who calls anyone on their cell phone anymore? 👻

And don't even get me started on the line, "Ever since I left the city, you got a reputation for yourself now."

"Of course la, you the one who left the city wat~siao la. I can't have fun and get a life a?"

Like, excuse me? I left to improve my life! 😤

The whole song just feels like a passive-aggressive rant from someone who's clearly not over their ex. And honestly? I can relate. 😂

Have you ever found yourself "replying" to a song? Share your hilarious (or maybe just slightly embarrassing) experiences in the comments below!

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